Akpan trying to lose weight
Akpan was trying to lose weight, he saw an advertisement “lose 5kg in a week”. He calls and said i wan join.
Lady: Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants and shirt saying “if you catch me you can sleep with me!” and she started running. Akpan started running but couldn’t catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn’t and loses 5kg. He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door and saw even hotter babe in bikini saying “if you catch me you can sleep with me”. He lost 10kg that week. So he thought this program is lovely! Lets try 25kg. The lady told him “are u sure, because its really tough o!!. Next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a semi naked babe but finds a semi naked man with a huge joystick saying “if i catch you, i will sleep with you”. That day, akpan lost 30kg.