Dad: I learnt your WAEC result is out.
Akpan: Daddy you remember Chidi wey dey carry 1st for our whole school? He failed.
Dad: That is terrible, what happened?
Akpan: you also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me for house ba? He failed too.
Dad:wetn de with the poor performance?
Akpan: Daddy I don’t know sha.
Dad: so how was your result?
Akpan : haba daddy,if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard?