Akpan at the bus stop

 

 

Akpan met at a guy at the bus stop and struck up a conversation.

The man kept complaining about family problems.

Akpan :  “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.” “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ step daughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her father in law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ father’s son but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter, which made him my wife’s grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother in law
of my child, whose stepsister is my fathers wife, I am my stepmother’s brother in law, my wife is her own
child’s aunt, my son is my fathers nephew and I’m my own grandfather. And you think you have family
problems? think again?

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