Akpan and his Teacher
Akpan: Sir, can I ask a question?
Teacher: Yes, why not?
Akpan: How will you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
Akpan: It’s easy Sir, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
Akpan: How will you put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
Akpan: No Sir. You open the fridge, take out the elephant and put it in.
Akpan: Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday party, and one animal is missing, which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
Akpan: No Sir. It is the donkey because it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
Akpan: No Sir. One last question.
Akpan: If there’s a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you do that?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would need a boat to cross.
Akpan: No Sir. You just swim and cross the river because all the crocodiles went to the lion’s birthday party . . .
TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the students come to school tomorrow except one person, who is that person?
Akpan: No idea Sir.
TEACHER: It’s you, because you are on two weeks suspension with effect from now Dan ubanka!!!