Akpan and his Doctor
Akpan: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who
always carries a Gun wherever he goes. One day he took his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion,the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun,and shot the Lion,then it died!
Akpan: Nonsense!! Someone else must’ve shot the Lion…
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please